DustyScarecrow

~J.C. MURRAY~

-(Illustrator, Painter and Poet.)

Welcome, my strange new friend!

It's your Lucky day!

You have stumbled upon my "Museum of Multiversal-Madness, Mystery, Moonlight, Magick and More!"

~THE Largest collection of Miscellaneous Weirdness within ALL of Space-time's Unending, Fractal Infinity!

All manner of Strange, Absurd, Offbeat and often Paradoxically Uncanny Nonsense can be found within. . .

Please, enter if you wish. . .

The price of admission is simply the dissolution of your Ego.

. . . Oh yeah! and about 'tree-fitty' ($3.50).

But know this, Traveler! You enter at your own peril. . .

It's Not all Unicorns and Rainbows and Cotton -Candy in there, ya know?

Just please, Beware. . .

For there are many horrors within my odd collection.

Mind whatever you decide to touch or pick up. . .

(The "Tome of Eternal Nonsense" is OFF LIMITS!)

You could end up cursed or killed or eaten. . .

Or perhaps something else entirely.

Something horrible and maddening, beyond your very imagination. . .

STEAL NOTHING. You WILL regret it, I assure you.

And TRUST NO ONE

Anyone (or anything) you meet in there is a potential threat.

Especially the Giraffe. . . . .

(Better to just pass by that degenerate fiend. . . It is a monster made of pure Evil.)

"The Museum can be dangerous, yes. Perhaps even horrific at times.

Yet. . . It can be equally as beautiful and euphoric and divine. . . Truly life changing.

If you don't lose your way (or your mind, along the way. . .)

And you return to your Universe, it will be as a better you."

- Gary,"the gray alien"

It can be kind of a "roll of the dice" type experience, honestly.

But it's definitely worth the risk.

SO!

Enjoy the Absurd Madness and Swirly Colours.

Learn from Chaos and Creation about your truest potential!

Marvel at the Wondrous Curiosities of the Unknown. But don't get lost. . .

Stay safe and sane.

You don't want to end up stuck in here.

Just another strange exhibit. Lost forever in the Halls of Madness. . .

But, most importantly. . . HAVE FUN!

Now prepare yourself, Mortal! Because it's about to get Weird. . .

~My name is Dustophorus Q. Scarecrow, "Psychedelic-Seer Supreme!"

*Anomalous Artist

*Avatar of Absurdity

*Absolute fucking Mad Lad

~I am the Nowhere Man. . .

The Last Scarecrow left standing in the "Red Fields of None."

~I puke colours onto the flayed flesh of dead Trees.

~I record sights that I witness from the infinitely absurd Omniverse.

~I have seen the multi-eyed, floating Jaguars that dwell within the "Divine Moments of Truth."

~I have ridden the Mighty Chaos Dragon who lives upon the Moon!

~I have danced with the Kitty-Lords of "Ulthar," in the "Dreamlands.

~I am the Unholy Bastard-Spawn of Felix the Cat and an old, rotting Jack O' Lantern that was Shat in by Danny DeVito.

"Remember! Life is what YOU make it

So for Fuck-sake. . . Make it a Good One!" -Jesus Christ